An eclair.
But not just any eclair, the wonderful, huge, chocolate-frosted eclairs I've only been able to find at Vacarro's. These beautiful eclairs truly are big enough to feed three!

These are the opinions and adventures of a Washington, D.C.-based epicure as he cooks and eats around town and around the country. Sometimes witty, sometimes laudatory, sometimes acid, La Cuvée Americaine is an always-truthful account of the food journeys, restaurant visits, and culinary thoughts of the D.C. Gourmand.

It was the Connecticut Yankee Laurent's first time in a Southern restaurant. Naturally, there were a lot of foods he didn't know what were, and he got to see good old Southern sweet tea on the menu, just like the tea Ryan used to make us at home. I tried to provide him some menu guidance, but he kept trying to think in healthy Yankee terms and didn't really listen to me.




We began our meal with the ritual consumption of sacramental beer, shared from the same pitcher. We then segued into whetting our appetites with jalapeño poppers, some jalapeño peppers stuffed with cheese, breaded, and deep-fried, then served with strawberry preserves as a dipping sauce. We were so distracted by our religious devotion that we forgot to photograph them until they were half eaten.

Ian got the apple lava cake for dessert. This is very similar to the chocolate lava cakes that have been rather ubiquitous on local chain restaurant menus, except it uses a generic white cake batter and apple filling. It is served with whipped cream, and Ian also got a scoop of vanilla ice cream to go with it. I was going to have dessert, but as soon as the waitress took Ian's order, she ran off to the kitchen to place his order and never asked me what I wanted. Perhaps the waitress was just trying to turn her tables more quickly; we noticed that she was quick to remove plates, sometimes before we were completely done (like, she tried to take Ian's dessert plate when he'd momentarily laid down his fork but when there was still half the food there).
After dinner, Ian wanted something sweet to wash down all that nasty beer, so he ordered a Bailey's Irish Cream on the rocks. Once again, the waitress didn't ask me what I wanted to drink. Her pattern of service made this a very economical meal for me.




